I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

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When I walk into the pharmacy


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An experience with straight men by Sierra unclefather

him: *fumbles around with my vagina*

him: girls told me i’m really good at this

him: *rubs my urethra*

me: that’s not my clit

me: *moves his hand*

him: i know where it is

him: *moves hand back*

him: *is literally rubbing where pee comes out of*

him: you like that?


so, like, a horror game where the only light in the entire game is from the protagonist’s light up sneakers

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